A seal walks into a club.
Arseniy
@GameBalance
Russia
Joined on 2/24/05
- Level:
- 20
- Exp Points:
- 4,134 / 4,440
- Exp Rank:
- 12,240
- Vote Power:
- 6.17 votes
- Audio Scouts
- 1
- Rank:
- Portal Security
- Global Rank:
- 23,617
- Blams:
- 285
- Saves:
- 137
- B/P Bonus:
- 8%
- Whistle:
- Normal
- Trophies:
- 24
- Medals:
- 697
- Supporter:
- 2y
A pinguin walks into club
Now for some Sex jokes (I hope this message doesn't get banned XD)
- What's the speed limit of sex?
Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
-What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
-Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
-What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturb8ing and your hand falls asleep.
sex jokes is alowed as well ;)
What do you call Jade Goody on her wedding?
Shuttle Cock OOOOOOOOOOH
a mexican does not no english. He watches wresling and in it they say,"Im going to kill you fat boy!" so he says ok ill say that. next he watches walker texas ranger and they say, im packing heat. so he says ok ill say that. Next he watches a glade commercial and it says, plug it in plug it in. so he says that. he then goes out side and a cop walks by. he tells him im gonna kill you fat boy. the cop says what did you say? the mexican then says im packing heat! the cop says do you want to be put in the electric chair? Finally the mexican says, Plug it in Plug it in!
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum ! :P
I knew it was bubblegum!
pie
How deos a balck perngnat wmaon fhigt cmrie?
She gets an abrotoin.
See waht I did here?
No mtater waht oredr the ltetres are in a wrod, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat are in the smae pacle the haumn brain still raeds the wrod croerclty.
The mroe you konw!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a bag of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What do you called the dismembered body parts of a bady nailed to a wall? My room.
"a mexican does not no english."
Neither do you apparently...
i noticed also
You deleted mine.
Fucking queer.
stupid Offencive joke - your dumbass
"No mtater waht oredr the ltetres are in a wrod, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat are in the smae pacle the haumn brain still raeds the wrod croerclty."
* THIS IS FUNNY BUT LONG LOL *
Four guys are washed up on a island, when all of a sudden they are taken captive by a cannbalistic tribe. They are then taken to the tribes village, where the cannbals make them a deal. "Go into the jungle can bring back 5 of the same fruit, we will then stove them up your ass, if you do not laugh during, we will not eat you." The men then go off to the jungle and bring back fruits. The first one brought apples and they start shoving them up his butt. After the 2nd one, he laughs and the tribe eats him. The next one brings pears and they start shoving them up his butt, however after the 3rd one he laughs and the tribe eats him. The 3rd guy brings cherries and they start putting them up his butt. He makes it to four and just as they were going to put the fifth one in, he busts out laughing and the tribe eats him. The 3 guys then end up in heaven, and the first one asks the 3rd one, "How come you laughed, you were on the last one." The man then replies, "I saw the fourth guy, and he brought pinnapples."
wow! Their laugh is nonsense!
Leole11
Moar!
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
GameBalance
she wasn't pretty :)